southern class

   Southern- adjective. Having been born, or currently living below the Mason-Dixon line, and having the mindset thereof. 

Country- adjective. Appreciating the simpler things in life. Synonyms: Homey, Quaint. 

Redneck- noun. One without refinement. Often goes without shoes and is attracted to shiny objects. Can often be found wearing camouflage and watching NASCAR. Homes are often full of stuffed game, NASCAR memorabilia, and fine dishes such as paper plates and cool whip bowls. Outer features may include but are not limited to: unmowed lawn, tractors, 4 wheelers, parts, old cars, a bath tub, rusty engines, Christmas lights year round, and multiple dogs. Heroes include Jeff Gordon and Walker Texas Ranger.

Hillbilly- noun. One born, raised, and still living in the hills. Can often be found in overalls with no shirt underneath with a coordinating straw hat. Tends to make/distribute/drink moonshine. Knows little to nothing of technology. See also squatter. 

Southerner- noun. One raised and living in the Deep South. Enjoys the finer aspects of life. Often associated with “Old Money.” Children are well behaved as a direct reflection of their parents. Enjoys sweet tea, talkin’ slow, and foods fried or drenched in butter. Their manners are well refined, most likely learned from grandparents. See also Gentleman and Lady.